I hate surprises because I don't need a bribe to like you. You cannot easily please me with expensive gifts and whatnot; you might not see my face light up even if I have the most precious present in the world.

Certainty. Confidence. Conviction. Before doing something, I think about it a million times. By the time I do it, I'm convinced of it. I don't have self-doubt within me nor does the idea of having one crosses my mind. This both applies to sex and bus...

I can't stop myself from being horny every time I am alone and have nothing to do. It feels like my pussy knows that I am not doing anything because it gets wet out of the blue. My old age is becoming a huge problem now because there is not a lot of ...

In case you are curious about it, I am still single and very ready to mingle. If you are planning to take the initiative and try to sweep me off my feet, now is the best time to do so. I mean, we don't know what the future hold for us, so you better ...

I am an enthusiast for collecting knickknacks over the years, especially ones that I could use in the bedroom during a gloomy day. The thicker ones fill me up better while the longer ones reach places I never would have imagined.

A little bit of naughty humour is what I am looking for in a man. It would be nice to have someone who can engage in playful innuendos with me. Let's waste our nights flirting with and teasing each other.

Cover my skin with kisses. Sigh against it with raspy moans as I let my hands wander all over your body. Let me show you just how experienced I am at making a man fall apart. Slide into me like you've never had a woman before me.