I still go out and grab a pint at the pub every now and then, I may be old but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna coop myself up in my flat. I'd even flirt with a few blokes when they come my way too, they'd even buy me a drink or two.

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

I only figured out what a switch is, and turns out I am one. There are times that I strive to take control of young lads that think they can overpower me due to my age. But other times I would do anything to please my master and let him use me for hi...

I don't drink all the time, but when I do, I down all the bottle until I am completely knackered. I can handle my alcohol well despite my age, so you need to be a strong drinker if you want to see how crazy I am when I am hammered.

It's not easy to pull gents at my age, but when I do, I show them how good it feels to be with a woman twice their age. I like to think that I ruin them for the younger lasses because most of them tend to come back to me for another taste.

I may have long outgrown going to pubs and clubs to drink the night away but I still have fun in a more tasteful way. Grabbing a bottle of while and settling down with my vibrator is how an aging lady like likes to spend her nights. No wallowing in s...

At times I feel like my sex drive got worse as the years went by, I do not feel satisfied anymore when I wank on my own. Maybe reading naughty messages by fit blokes would be the solution to my predicament.