Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

Meet this brilliant light who shines in the darkest night. I'm an ember who keeps getting hotter and hotter as you fan the flames. I'm unbeatable when it comes to being hot in cold nights. I have loads of healthy and delicious cream pie that'll keep ...

People who know me well describe me as someone who is "crazy". it's for the simple reason that I act like one. I belt out some tunes when I'm in the mood no matter where I am. You can see me belting out while vaccuming our floor or while preparing a ...

I was quite shy before I got into university. Embarrassing to admit but I didn't even know how to finger myself until after my roommate taught me how to. An experience that I still cannot forget even decades later.

I hate surprises because I don't need a bribe to like you. You cannot easily please me with expensive gifts and whatnot; you might not see my face light up even if I have the most precious present in the world.

Despite my old age, I still love doing exercise and walking around. I feel bored and lonely when I am sitting and doing nothing at all. Due to this, my stamina is quite good. Feel free to message me if you don't believe me.

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.