I am a simple lass who loves reading novels for fun. Going outside, attending parties, and socializing in clubs are not my thing. I prefer to be in the comfort of my home all the time. Away from all the hustle and bustle of the outside world. Despite...

My previous relationship didn't end well for me. It took me years to get over the pain and heartache. Honestly, I am still a bit scared about opening myself to another man. I need someone who can take that fear away. Someone who will be patient and l...

Life is not all about late-night parties or memorable one-night-stands. There's more to life than random hookups and nightly blackouts. I know this, but my mind wants me to continue my crazy lifestyle. I wish there's someone out there that can change...

Chill nights with a cold pint and salty pretzels spells out the perfect way to unwind for me. Though if I think about it, a weekend spent in bed with a dishy lad and doing unspeakable delicious things is not a bad choice either.

I am far from being senile, I have energy that could compete with most young lads now. I may not be as good at pulling gents as I did before, but I guarantee a good time and pleasurable experience to those who do fall for my charms.

Not all ladies enjoy doing it, but for me fondling a man's bollocks and hearing them moan makes me want to play with them more. Gals younger than me seem to not grasp that some men would love to have their balls be given attention to.

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.