Wheelbarrow. Whatever kind of wheelbarrow position: lazy, wanton, kneeling, seated, standing turns me on instantly. Wheelbarrow makes me feel like there's electricity that runs through my legs. It makes me orgasm without notice.

What would be the best way to spend the dreary afternoons? Binge watching my favourite porn films. When it rains, I stay indoors and get wet myself. Nothing wrong with a middle aged woman wanking herself until she passes out, am I right?

I'm most of the time in a euphoric state. Not because I always have sex with someone. The reason is I have a big chest full of sex toys. When I get randy, I reach out for my dildo to make me completely ecstatic.

I love men who can tease a lady until she cums. I know this may sound strange, but mere words can make me orgasm like crazy. Only a handful of men can do this, so I will do my best to look for one, even if takes me a long time.

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

The best thing a man can do for his woman is to make her cum before he does. Too bad, there's only a handful of lads who passed my life that did this for me. I hope it's not too late for me to want and experience the pleasure of cumming first.

I'm glad I filed for a divorce a few years after I got married. It turns out that kind of commitment is not for me, now I get to enjoy shagging blokes of different ages and how doing so makes me feel so alive. Casual affairs are for me, not serious r...