Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Roller coaster. Those two words have been the definition of my life for so long. It is always full of ups and downs. Shagging is what makes it go up. So if you think you are someone that can make my roller coaster stay high up in the sky, hit me up!

There's something about a lad who knows his way around the kitchen that makes me want to fuck me hard. I am not a good cook, but I think my body is tasty enough to offset that. You do all the cooking, and I'll be in charge of all the eating.

Single and always ready for a good fuck, never mind the age gap. I never planned on committing myself to a serious relationship, casual flings that involves hard shags are the ones I love to be in. I still have time and oodles of energy too.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I've been reluctant about dipping back into finding blokes to spend my time with. Being encouraged by a few of my gals and even my kids, I am now taking the step into looking for a gent who can treat me right. Why not leave a message and let's get to...

I am done with the days of waiting around for my bore of a husband to make a move. It's been years since I've been shagged, bloody well not suffer any longer. I want to get back the moments I missed out on and maybe pick up some new tricks along the ...