I'm craving for some sausage. It's not an ordinary sausage that I want. I desire to have a big, fat and long sausage that can fill me up and satisfy my deep carnal needs. If you know where to get some of that, feel free to message me.

Teacher by day. Professional slag by night. I have two sides. I'm an angel to my students during the day. I can have fun and be a great teacher. But at night, you'd want to see me dressed in lingerie while pole dancing.

I like lads who act like a complete knucklehead but can perform well in everything they do. The stark contrast between their relaxed and carefree personality and serious self makes me want to take them home with me.

In case you are on the search of a very nasty lady who could handle roughness and wildness in bed, I suggest that you stop looking already. I'm going to volunteer myself to you without waiting for anything in return.

I don't think that I am a cruel person, I would just rather be blunt than beat around the bush. Lies are not helpful no matter what the situation may be. I seek an honest man, someone who will not hide their thoughts and emotions from me.

Please don’t judge me based on my physical appearance. I suggest that you judge me by the way I behave and before you know it, you’re starting to like me because you finally realized that I’m a beautiful person inside and out. Do you still want...

I am just chuffed that you took some interest in my profile. I’m curious what caught your attention in particular. Why don’t you message me what it is and let’s spend some time talking about it. I’d prefer if we can talk during the wee hours ...