I'm not a pedo, so I don't like someone who's too young for me. Instead, what I want is someone who is around my age group. In that way, we'll understand each other better especially when it comes to the dos and don'ts under the sheets.

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

Loves snogging that leads to shagging. Sex is one thing I'm willing to do for the rest of my life. It adds flavour to my ordinary life and makes me happier. On Saturdays, I don't normally sleep. I'm out drinking in a pub, flirting with blokes.

"YES- I'm open to anything as your wish is my command. YES- I am perfectly single YES-I'm a bit of a workaholic and I know better than anyone else how bad it is. NO- I couldn't care less about your relationship or the fact you're single. So, YOU,...

Nothing turns me on like the thoughts of getting covered in scratches, hickeys, bites, and waking up the next day aching all over. If I had those then that would have meant that the fucking session the night before was delicious as fuck.

Lately, I noticed that I have been living a life that is as dull as ditchwater that's why I decided to join here. I hope that a nice lad from here will be able to give me fun, exciting, and interesting experiences.

Marriage short-lived but couldn't say I regret it. I just figured out that I'd rather be a single lady who is free to play around with any young bloke who tickles my fancy. Years later, I can still keep up and even go beyond what's expected from me.