One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

I find flowers lovely, I always drop by a flower shop on my way home to grab a bunch to display. I wish picking up gents is as easy at just picking them up in a shop to bring back to my flat and shagging them senseless. That would be very convenient,...

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...

I want a pervert bloke; someone who's not shy to confess his feelings. I'd be happy if he's not afraid to kiss me in public or when he's there to hold my hand and hug me from behind when I'm unsure of myself.

I'm a woman who relishes taking care of her man, serious about being in a relationship, passionate, mature and very nurturing. I'm pretty sure that I could undoubtedly pass as every man's ideal woman.

I finish a blowjob by swallowing loads while looking at my partner. I like it on my face or breasts as well, but nothing's more perfect than tasting it. I'm also fond of 69 where both of us can gently devour each other with our hungry seductive mouth...

If having a butchers in my profile makes you so randy, I'd appreciate it if you drop me an awesome message letting me know that I, indeed, increase your sexual arousal. My sexual senses like men who tell me straight how they want to fuck me.