Buff lads with wide shoulders, those are the ones that attract me the most. Though it doesn't hurt if I come across blokes who are hung as a race horse. I'm not fragile and I definitely know how to have fun.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

One thing I hate the most is kink-shaming. I mean, all people are unique, and each one of us is free to express his or her sexual desires without being worried about being branded as an outcast or weird. There's nothing wrong with being sexually attr...

The best way to make a hot and sexy lady such as myself fall for you is by bombarding me with sweet and thoughtful messages. I don't give a fuck if they make me cringe. I just want someone to send me something.

I may not have the curves I did when I was younger, but I still know how to ride a throbbing cock like it's the last time I'll ever have the chance to. I know a few blokes get off on watching a lady's tits bounce around and would even suckle on them.

What would be the best way to spend the dreary afternoons? Binge watching my favourite porn films. When it rains, I stay indoors and get wet myself. Nothing wrong with a middle aged woman wanking herself until she passes out, am I right?

People often refer to me as a delicious wine because I become tastier as I age. However, only a handful of people can handle the kick I got. I might get you drunk with pleasure and fuck you until you become unsure of who you are anymore.