Do you want what the best thing in the world is? In my opinion, it’s getting to experience the fun and happiness of being in a relationship without being in an actual relationship. And that’s what I want right now.

Loves snogging that leads to shagging. Sex is one thing I'm willing to do for the rest of my life. It adds flavour to my ordinary life and makes me happier. On Saturdays, I don't normally sleep. I'm out drinking in a pub, flirting with blokes.

If I were to be shagged against the window, what are the chances of me getting caught? I would be starkers of course, it would be no fun if I had knickers on. Plus I kept myself fit all these years, I'm curvy in all the right places-- I am very proud...

I'm attracted to men who have the power to make me dripping wet in an instant. These men are what I consider as gods on Earth because they know my sexual needs. They can make my legs tremble with their touch.

I can't stop thinking about having a hot conversation with someone. My mind is about to explode as I cannot talk to anyone about my desires or my fantasies. It's a shame I'm not allowed to drink or else I would've been in pubs flirting right now.

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

I've been weary of serious relationships since I was old enough to date blokes. A few decades after, I would rather have a casual relationship or fucking than committing to a serious one. I may be old but I could still shag a lad's knob like there's ...