I'm someone a bloke's friends can get along well. I'm not picky when it comes to people I accept in my zone. As long as they're nice, I'd be delighted to have fun with them - drinking, playing, and doing silly things.

Have you ever experienced that moment when you don't want to stop chatting with someone? I like that between us. I'm after a great conversation. I live alone in my flat. Though I have friends, having a dazzling conversation with a stranger is fascina...

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Getting blokes to do what I want is not an issue. I'm dominant in bed, always have been and always will be. When I see lads follow my orders to the tee, I make sure to reward them with a sloppy jobby until they cum or beg to get fucked.

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.

My first time was not memorable at all. I like to be challenged when it comes to bedroom activities. I have no qualms about trying new things, rather I want to see if it'll feel good enough to add to the list of things that makes sex my favourite act...