The only thing that I want right now is a boy toy. Yes, you've read that right. I want a lad who comes to rescue me whenever I'm feeling horny and whenever my axe wound feels the need to be pleased. To be clear, I don't want anything serious, I just ...

I have no use for love at the moment. I think love only brings about boredom and drama. These are the two things I hate in life. I am not here to find my soulmate or my prince charming. The only reason why I am here is that I am bored. I want to have...

Bubble baths and a waterproof vibrator, you can never go wrong with ending the night that way. I've spent so many nights through the years releasing tension in such a way that I would feel barmy when I don't. I'm not even ashamed of being loud when I...

Please don’t judge me based on my physical appearance. I suggest that you judge me by the way I behave and before you know it, you’re starting to like me because you finally realized that I’m a beautiful person inside and out. Do you still want...

I'm miffed at the fact that I don't feel a day older, I'm still very active in all aspects of life. The saying that age is just a number does ring true for me, I'd still be out and about causing mischief with playful blokes as much as I can.

My husband is an utter bore and I cannot fathom when our sex life died like his sense of humour. Lucky for me that I was given the blessing to shag whomever I want and it seems that I'm craving for dick that is of the younger variety.

It wouldn't hurt to try new things, that is why I decided to take this on. No harm in trying, am I right? Now I like to do things the old-fashioned way, shagging in missionary and what not. The only time I did more than that was fucking in the shower...