I always take advantage of the rare sunny days by lounging on the beach and soaking up as much vitamin D as I can. But when it's dreary, I tend to get my dose of "D" elsewhere. Preferably from a dapper lad who's half my age.

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

Going benders during the weekend has been a norm during my years in uni. I would always end up snogging a fine gent in the bathroom of the pub. If they're good at it, I would take them to my flat and shag their brains out. What I would give to get to...

Reading sex stories online is what I do during my free time. It's not that I am addicted to sex, it's just that through reading sex stories, I get to have my sexual fantasies and carnal desires attended to.

Candy floss has always been my favoured sweet. Some would even say that it explains why I taste sweet as well. From kisses to my sopping kitty, I've been told that I am a delightful treat. Age aside, I can say that pleasure is a guarantee too.

Here is the only thing you need to know if you want to have a chat with me. Regular topics bore the hell out of me. I will not hesitate to ignore your messages if the only things you know to talk about are the weather, politics, and religion. We are ...

I am the kind of cougar who lunges at her prey at full speed. It doesn't matter to me if you have your guards up every time. I will find a chink on your armour and will strike you with no hesitation or whatsoever. Consider yourself warned.