One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

I am an enthusiast for collecting knickknacks over the years, especially ones that I could use in the bedroom during a gloomy day. The thicker ones fill me up better while the longer ones reach places I never would have imagined.

I'm not a picky lady. All I want is to spend my days being happy. I love to have all kinds of fun - may it be sexual or not. I enjoy exploring different historical places. I would love to explore your body too! That is if you'll allow me.

I am fond of experimenting in the bedroom, figuring out what would make my partners moan deep and what would push them to the edge. My age has taught me that a lot of men like to be praised yet love getting punished too.

I am done with the days of waiting around for my bore of a husband to make a move. It's been years since I've been shagged, bloody well not suffer any longer. I want to get back the moments I missed out on and maybe pick up some new tricks along the ...

When I feel a bit cheeky, I would go out and about wearing no knickers. It makes my heart race and kitty sopping thinking if what would happen is I get caught. I was never this daring when I was half the age I am in now, but maybe one gets more confi...

I am not your typical slut. I am a naughty whore who loves having morning wood for breakfast. Starting my day with a blowjob never fails to make me feel better for the rest of the day. It would be great to have someone who can always give me the fuck...