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What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

I seldom do the first move, so you better step up to the plate and contact me first. Despite being old, I am still a lady of pride. I will not lower myself for other people, not even a fit stud with a big cock.

I make my own choices. I'm a strong and independent woman who doesn't like people to impose their views in me. Though that's who I am, I confess that I ask people's opinions before making any major decisions.

I live my own life, and I don't pry on other people's life. They do their own business, and I do mine. Simple as that. The only thing I care about is the unexplainable happiness I receive after shagging.

I focused too much on my career and making money when I was younger that I neglected my other needs as a woman. I know I can't bring back time, but I want to experience what it's like to have a man fulfil all my sexual needs. I still have a lot of fa...