I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I don't drink all the time, but when I do, I down all the bottle until I am completely knackered. I can handle my alcohol well despite my age, so you need to be a strong drinker if you want to see how crazy I am when I am hammered.

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

Witty banters with young lads make my heart melt and my cunt wet. I always tell the young lasses to go for the ones with big brains rather than the ones with big packages. Even a woman of my age loves blokes who are good with words as well as their p...

Certainty. Confidence. Conviction. Before doing something, I think about it a million times. By the time I do it, I'm convinced of it. I don't have self-doubt within me nor does the idea of having one crosses my mind. This both applies to sex and bus...

With my juicylicious big boobs, you'll never be thirsty again. With my gentle hands, you'll enjoy staying in my arms. With my soft voice, you'll get mad without hearing it again. With your long and hard, big penis, my tight pussy will finally f...

As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...