When I was a young lass, I never understood why older women preferred to hookup with lads half their age. Now that I'm at such age, I get it. Wanting a bloke that would not doze off after they finish is essential. I've never felt this horny and depri...

Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

I may not be one of the young lasses you've known in the past, but what makes me different is I know how to give the best jobby to make you beg for more. I can turn into a slag you'll be mad about in bed.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I am fond of blokes with tight arses, something to grab on and spank until it blushes. It turns me on when I can sink my fingers and be given permission to use my teeth too. I'm cheeky and old, I could get away with it.

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

It would be nice to have a lad who can take care of me now that I am too old to even look out for myself. I don't need much caring, so you don't need to worry. All I want is a nice bloke who can make me experience the pleasure and satisfaction I dese...