I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Haven't had sex for a few months now because I was trying to heal from a broken heart. Now that I've moved on, my sexy cunt urges me to get off again. My cunt is waiting for a big knob to rip my pussy apart.

Whenever I want to flirt with someone, I tend to be the nicest girl in town. But just a little warning, when I want to, I can be the naughtiest and the most seductive, especially when I’m horny and craving for huge hard dicks to suck and fuck.

I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.

I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

I am the type of woman you want in your life right now. I can do many things for you, especially inside the bedroom. I will be the best and greatest lady in the world for you. All of these are possible if you will only let me. A single message from y...

I like going to a sprawing metropolis. I like the skycrapers, all the night lights and the hustle and bustle. They're amusing; they take my breath away. Now that I'm here, I hope to chat with someone who'll also make me gasps but in a different way.