It's about time that I put my flirting skills to use again. I've been lonely for so long and am quite tired of waiting around. I am anticipating the naughty conversations and getting my knickers ruined by randy lads.

It must have been hard making a good lady like you back. Do you want me to lend you a hand? Not to brag, but I am quite a go-getter when I was younger. There are only a few men who can resist my charm and charisma back in the day. Maybe I can give yo...

Putting pretty boys in equally pretty corsets is the ultimate fantasy for me. It gets me soaked just imagining dainty waists contrasting with wide shoulders and throbbing dicks. I hope my years of searching will finally be over soon!

My career took up most of my younger years. I don't regret it but I mourn the days of having to turn down fit blokes. Now that I have retired, I am going to do my damnest to try and shag as many lads as I can.

For me, the best way to get the attention of a lady you like is by sending her something sweet and funny. There's no better lad than someone who can make a woman blush and laugh. I am looking for that kind of lad.

I bought a lounge chair and I've been pondering on what the best shagging positions could be done on it. I have to say that the winner was getting shagged from behind and being pulled back as far as my spine would let little old me.

I recently purchased a vibrator out of desperation. Lonely nights are now common since my husband would often get pissed with his mates nightly. It makes me wonder what it would be like to be with blokes much younger than I am. They'd probably make m...