Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I'm a bit late to the game, I glued arse too much to the office chair and now regret having to miss out on opportunities like shagging gents in the pub or in the back of a car. Nonetheless I still have a lot of kick in me, particularly tricks that co...

Putting vinegar on my chips is heaven. I have to admit that a put a lot on them. It has this rich flavor that compliments the salty taste of chips. Other times I put sauce on them, or a mix of vinegar and sauce, but I really prefer vinegar. You shoul...

Not sure what to put in here. I am too old to be describing myself. Just look at my profile, and if you like what you see, hit me up. I am not very good with words, but I am quite an expert when it comes to showing off what I got through actions.

I am the type of lady that you will not get with sweet words. I don't know if there's something wrong with me, but I hate it when men try to flirt with me using corny jokes or thoughtful words. I want to be teased hard. Tell me what you will do when ...

My baps are still my best features after all these years, perky and sizable. They're also sensitive, which is why I love it when a bloke licks it up and playfully nibbles on my nips. Using their hands to grope my arse is a marvelous option too.

I am the person that my mates would go to when they need comforting. I want a bloke who would be comfortable with sharing their troubles with me. No need to hide or pretend to be tough around me, I'm not the type to judge.