If you are wondering what an old lady is doing here, then let me tell you up straight. Despite my age, I still have needs that can only be provided by a lad with a big and hard cock. Stop questioning my motives, and just fuck my horny body already.

Wicked sense of humour and love to pull a few pranks along the way. I'm seeking a bloke who is not a bore, energetic and loud to match my own big personality. I speak my mind yet know when to behave and accept my blunders.

Lately, I have been dreaming of a lad who gives me an unforgettable experience in bed. I've been dreaming of that lad for nearly a week now and I think the dreams won't stop until I find him and that's the reason why I'm here. I hope to find the lad ...

So many men these days claim to be a full box of chocolates, but when's it's time to open the box, you will see nothing but chewy candy. I guess it's my mind's way of telling me that I deserve the sweetest and the best.

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

I don't have any problems with being watched while wanking. Never did when I was young and never will now that I'm older. Having lustful eyes on me is one of the best feelings, it gives me the prelude to an intense orgasm that is sure to make me bone...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.