Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I am looking for a man who can give me deep hard thrusts and bruise my cervix. I know that it may hurt me for a while, but my mama didn't raise a quitter. I will take your cock balls-deep until you sow your seeds deep in my uterus.

My pink fuzzy handcuffs have been giving me inspiration lately and I am gagging to put them to good use. I have bought them after I divorced and have been waiting for a willing bloke to come around to use it on. But I think it's time to take matters ...

The most scandalous thing that I got myself into was shagging my son's mate in the kitchen when he stayed over for the night. It's been years ago but that was when I started to prefer younger blokes to satiate my sexual needs.

I'm craving for some sausage. It's not an ordinary sausage that I want. I desire to have a big, fat and long sausage that can fill me up and satisfy my deep carnal needs. If you know where to get some of that, feel free to message me.

Men are so self-conscious when it comes to making sounds during sex, especially those who are in their 20's. I would love to hear their moans and groans when we're fucking. It makes me randier and try to shag them harder.

I am a self-proclaimed workaholic. In the past, you will rarely see me at home because I spend most of my time at work. Now that I am retired, I have a lot of free time on my hand. I don't know what I should do with all the time I have. If you have s...