What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

I’m here to look for a nice lad who can satisfy me in ways that no one has ever done yet before. I want a lad who could pound my mouth and my asshole as wild and as fast as he can. DM me if you’re the one I’m looking for!

I always start the day right with a hot cuppa and intense fingering. If I don't do so, I would feel unsatisfied all throughout the day. Just to spice things up, I grab my trusty toys and go to town with it.

There's something about men with a beer belly that makes me want to offer my cunt to them. I am not sure why, but I have this weird attraction ever since I was young. I actually prefer lads who are around my age because their body is so irresistible ...

Disciplining a misbehaving schoolboy, that fantasy has always intrigued me as well as stir me up until I have to cross my legs to appease my aching cunt. Oh to have the opportunity to tie up and spank a fit lad's arse who is years younger than me, he...

I love to cook. I can make the most delicious full course meal for my man. Of course, I will be the dessert. I will make your stomach full and your balls empty. I don't know if there is anything better than that.