I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

Now that I'm an adult, I like to pretend that I'm a fairy godmother granting the wishes of men, most especially their dark fantasies. Share with me your dirty fantasies, and we'll try to make it work.

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

Arms raised and legs wrapped around a fit gent's torso as he pounds into me with all his might, I would love to make that dirty dream come true. Just thinking about it makes my cunt ache and throb in delicious ways.

Here's a fact about me: I am a sucker for lads who are tall, handsome, and who has six-pack abs. Once I lay my eyes on those lads, I get really horny that's why my hand automatically reaches down to my fanny.

I'm trying my best to live my remaining years to the fullest. No one knows when they'll pop the clog. My life can last for a few more years or up to a decade. As such, I would like to enjoy every bit of pleasure I can get.

Don't underestimate me. Just because I'm a bit old doesn't mean that my knees are weak. I've been going to the gym to work out which means that I'm as fit as the young lasses here. What makes me different from them is that I have more experience when...