Just like every other lady out there, I have read 50 Shades of Grey and found it brilliantly satisfying! I would fancy to find my own Mr. Grey to do mischievous acts with. I may not be as young as the female lead but I am surely not meek.

You may see me as a granny full of wrinkles, but what you don't know is that I'm wilder than the younger ladies you meet in the streets. I can make you release that spunk you've been holding on to for too long.

Don't underestimate me. Just because I'm a bit old doesn't mean that my knees are weak. I've been going to the gym to work out which means that I'm as fit as the young lasses here. What makes me different from them is that I have more experience when...

I'm chatty and that's what makes me friendly. I'm a great conversationalist you can talk with for hours. Let me just make it clear that I'm not single and available. What I'm looking for is a friend who's fun to be with.

I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

I only eat fish, vegetable and fruit. Animal cruelty is now a problem in the world, and I don't want to be a burden to environmentalist. I don't hate meat, but I don't eat it. There's only one type of meat I can't say no to. Message me if you want to...