Need your help. Nah. I don't need your money nor your posh cars. The only thing that I need from you is your sexual thoughts. I have lots of sex toys that I like to use, and I'd want you to be with them in spirit.

I would like to express my deepest apologies if you are expecting something interesting here but got disappointed. What can I say? I am nothing but a regular lass on the street. The only thing special about me is my ability to drain a man's load usin...

The type of man that tickles my senses is like Sherlock in the British crime television series; someone who's mysterious and smart, except his being high-functioning sociopath personality because I'm not interested to be with a cold-hearted bloke.

I have a lot to offer and not just my tits and butt. I'm the most accepting woman you'll ever know. Your flaws and past don't matter to me. I am gonna accept you with open arms as long as you have an adventurous personality and a nice smile.

Roller coaster. Those two words have been the definition of my life for so long. It is always full of ups and downs. Shagging is what makes it go up. So if you think you are someone that can make my roller coaster stay high up in the sky, hit me up!

I don't drink all the time, but when I do, I down all the bottle until I am completely knackered. I can handle my alcohol well despite my age, so you need to be a strong drinker if you want to see how crazy I am when I am hammered.

I don't know where the stereotype of old people being a bunch of bores came from but that does not apply to me. I'm full of life and energy, always eager for the next great adventure--especially in the bedroom or wherever the passion may take us.